Sunday, March 19, 2006

Seinfeld Quotes - Season 3

Handpicked with loving care by yours truly. Tried to go for some quotes that aren't heard as frequently. Enjoy.

"I'm going straight to hell. There's no way around it."
"Well, it might not be hell, but you're gonna run into some really bad dudes."

“These pretzels are making me thirsty!” (I know, I know--a little too popular, but I couldn't resist)

"Who put cookies in his mouth? You’re not supposed to do that."

"That’s Hennegan’s. No smell, no tell. Scotch."

"The male kangaroo doesn’t have a pouch; only the female has it. So the male has pouch envy. 'Why should she have this huge pouch, and I have nothing? I have things to carry, too. At least give me a pocket.'"

"You can’t break up with me! I’ve got hand!"
"And you’re gonna need it." (again, a little too cliche, but whatever)

"Hello? What Delay Industries? No, you’re way, way off—this is an apartment."

"And you want to be my latex salesman." (Had to use it.)

"What kind of hair…Is it flowing? I like flowing. Cascading hair. Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me…let me ask you this: if you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?"

"I’m like ice, buddy. When I don’t like you, you got problems."

"Up here, I’m already gone."

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Ed Bacchus said...

Found you from BOTB, I gotta love someone who names their blog after a mythical company from George Constanza's mind. I will try to come back and vist. Hit me back so I can bookmark you.

Useless Man said...

EXCELLENT! You are the master of the quotes domain!

twins15 said...

"And you want to be my latex salesman?"

Great quote and just perfect timing on a great scene. :D